Judge Judy
She may just be the scariest person on the entire planet, and if not the planet, then certainly on television. Whether you’re the sucker who was dumb enough to get scammed or the scumbag who did the scamming, this gavel-wielding grandma is on a mission to make you feel like a total idiot. In case you haven’t guessed, I’m talking about Judge Judy. If you are unlucky enough to find yourself standing before her in her T.V. courtroom, whether you’re the plaintiff or the defendant, beware. She may look like a Chihuahua but she acts like a pit bull, and she will waste no time ripping into you for something you’ve done, or didn’t do. What Judge Judy lacks in estrogen she more than makes up for in bad-ass attitude. Maybe you are talking too fast about stuff that isn’t pertinent to your case. Maybe you forgot to save your receipts. Maybe she just doesn’t like your posture, or the fact you’ve come to court wearing a baseball cap. Whatever it is, I can tell you this: you will do something to piss Judge Judy off, and I, along with the rest of the American viewing public, can’t wait.