Tue
Apr
15
Rock of Love Qs and As
Q. Where is Bret Michaels’ hair in relation to his bandana?
A. Sewn directly into the top seam.
Q. What is with that lumpy protuberance in his jeans?
A. Bret wants you to think it’s his penis, but actually, it’s a jumbo hacky-sack.
Q. How is it that a has-been singer in a tired eighties formula rock band was able to generate even the slightest interest in his reality television show?
A. Personally, I haven’t a clue, but I think it’s something we all might want to ask ourselves.